Flightless Birds

Portrait

There are no second chances, there are just the same mistakes.

 
 
Aug 21 2014
I dunno.  Is it bad that even drawing a poorly rendered glass of champagne makes me need, like neeeeeeeed, a bottle of it? And not the classy shit either. I’m talking cold duck, I’m talking 2 for 5, I’m talking the kind you mix with orange juice and your tropicana is like, “Ugh, I’m above this.” Why isn’t there a horrible mistake category on seamless? It could stock cosmic brownies and cigarillos, and the type of dude who you think is  attractive after a few drinks and in poor lighting and partially drowned out by Motorhead, who’s name is mystifyingly always the same as some utilitarian household object. He’d show up and be like, “Hey, I’m Bucket, here’s your two bottles of pink andres and a box of oatmeal pies. ” And the doves would cry. 

I dunno.  Is it bad that even drawing a poorly rendered glass of champagne makes me need, like neeeeeeeed, a bottle of it? And not the classy shit either. I’m talking cold duck, I’m talking 2 for 5, I’m talking the kind you mix with orange juice and your tropicana is like, “Ugh, I’m above this.” Why isn’t there a horrible mistake category on seamless? It could stock cosmic brownies and cigarillos, and the type of dude who you think is  attractive after a few drinks and in poor lighting and partially drowned out by Motorhead, who’s name is mystifyingly always the same as some utilitarian household object. He’d show up and be like, “Hey, I’m Bucket, here’s your two bottles of pink andres and a box of oatmeal pies. ” And the doves would cry. 

 
Aug 05 2014
 
Aug 03 2014

Some stuff for a bigger project. There’s this character that is definitely the kinda person to like Iggy Azalea, and I keep listening to her music, and I don’t even know who I am anymore because it keeps getting stuck in my head. Like I know I don’t like it, but I’m also pretty sure that I will someday do a dramatic reading of New Bitch as my weddings vows.  Well, I said it. 

 
Jun 22 2014
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Drug demon god character, or some such. I should be doing homework.

Drug demon god character, or some such. I should be doing homework.

 
May 21 2014
 
May 15 2014
In the throes of finishing inks, I found this hidden on my computer. Ancient (2009) drawing made after sitting in the dmv behind a guy with the pictured tiger tattoo. To pass the eternity of waiting for a license renewal, I made up a story about his wild youth, his finding love, and his growing old.
I was probably drunk. I was mainly drunk back then. 

In the throes of finishing inks, I found this hidden on my computer. Ancient (2009) drawing made after sitting in the dmv behind a guy with the pictured tiger tattoo. To pass the eternity of waiting for a license renewal, I made up a story about his wild youth, his finding love, and his growing old.

I was probably drunk. I was mainly drunk back then. 

 
Apr 23 2014
An album cover for a buddy’s band. I need to sort out the colors a little better, but I’m pretty happy with it. My deadline for a comic project is a month away, so I’ll be posting a few images as they get finished. Making comics again is a good thing. It’s sort of the only good thing, right now, but it’s enough. 

An album cover for a buddy’s band. I need to sort out the colors a little better, but I’m pretty happy with it. My deadline for a comic project is a month away, so I’ll be posting a few images as they get finished. Making comics again is a good thing. It’s sort of the only good thing, right now, but it’s enough. 

 
Apr 02 2014
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That time Jughead went punk and started calling himself Captain Thrash.

That time Jughead went punk and started calling himself Captain Thrash.

(Source: kendrakillshake, via theuniblog)

 

I always thought I was too poor to have dreams. It has just occurred to me that I’m too poor not to have them.

 
Mar 23 2014
Warm up doodles and Kerouac quotes. I just realized my paramount 100th post was a Buffy gif. Not sorry. 

Warm up doodles and Kerouac quotes. I just realized my paramount 100th post was a Buffy gif. Not sorry.